People sometimes make the accusation that I am an Alien. I would like to take this opotunity to dispell these myths. As you can see by this recent photo, I look pretty much like most folks in the Collingwood/Fitzroy area. To further my argument, let's have a brief tour of my history...

Here is one of my earliest family photos. That's me as a baby, pictured with my old man. Gee he was a handsome bloke. In the photo I'm looking a little purturbed as he was explaining how I was hatched and how he was the proud father at the hospital.

Here's my sister and aunty Doreen on a family holiday at Wet'n'Wild on the Gold coast.They are playing one of those games like 'Marco Polo' or something. Ahhh those were the days.

And here is the old family car. The old man eventually traded it in on a Holden Hz Premier wagon, which wasn't quite as fast, but man it was stylish.

So there you have it folks. I'm not the man of mystery everyone always paints me to be, just a regular guy doing irregular things. So if you think I'm weird, well you should meet some of my freinds....but that's another story.